For the ones just trying to make it all feel like home.

One coffee (iced cappuccino, half decaf w/ vanilla), Facebook Marketplace (thrift store, estate sale, garbage pile on the curb) score, and slightly (very) uneven paint job at a time.

This is a space to celebrate the small wins, because Subpar is better than Par — unless you’re a golfer. And if you are a golfer, you’ve willingly signed up for a self-inflicted journey of solitary confinement inside your own mind. You’ll fit in perfectly here.